Well a short term solution involves using a poster of Lisa Kudrow and some kleenex but this will not last forever - the poster gets sticky, you run out of kleenex etc.

You have got to meet in a setting outside school and you've got to *appear* less obsessive about her body. You have to find out information starting with:

* does she like Black Magic (the chocolates, not the practices)?

* does her partner know karate?

* Is she interested in dance music, train spotting, anoraks, cures for acne ... in short do you have anything in common you could talk about while making manly efforts not to stare at her anatomy?

* Say something to her, ask her how she liked Taggart or Pulp Fiction or Blood Demons, just show her your cultural interests and get her interested.

Then write to me again
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